
Springtime sun shines down.
Sea and sand are warming now.
Soon the tourists come.

Springtime sun shines down.
Sea and sand are warming now.
Soon the tourists come.

Granddaughter (age 7): I don’t like meat.
Me: But that’s meat.
Granddaughter: No it’s not. It’s a chicken nugget.

Grandson (aged 5): There’s a slug in my welly. (Removes welly to take a look.) No. It’s just a rock!
I’m not sure, but I think he was disappointed.

Me: I spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘m’
Grandson (aged 5): A . . . mbulance

Granddaughter (age 8): You have hair on your arm.
Me: Yes.
Granddaughter: Did it fall from your head?